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Funny Christmas Jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
I don’t like sprouts !

How does Al Gore’s household keep Christmas politically correct?
On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.

What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him.

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
? He got 25 days!

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