Funny Christmas Jokes

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!

What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party?
Freeze a jolly good fellow

What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
I don’t like sprouts !

How does Al Gore’s household keep Christmas politically correct?
On Christmas morning, they give the presents TO the tree.

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?
We’ll have a boo Christmas without you.

What do you do if Santa gets stuck in your chimney?
Pour Santa flush on him.

Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar?
? He got 25 days!

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Play and entertainment

Can you imagine a world without any entertainment? Sure that is not actually feasible at all. People love entertainment. We love anything that entertains us that gives us an enjoyment. That’s it. People need some entertainments in their lives and they do get it in different ways.

Whether you surf the internet, watch a movie, play games, listen music, read books, make shopping, chill out with family, or travel around the world; whether you have a party with friends, play cards or have any other enjoyable habit you enjoy with. Play and entertainment are a kind of “time out” that gives us something we just can’t manage without. Entertainment is a must for all.

And anywhere you live you can find out an entertainment as much as you want. And wherever life is, it’s just there.

However an entertainment is also important part of any traveling. If you plan to visit Australia in October mind that October is one of the most amazing time of a year. This is exactly the time of midspring in Australia when flowers are in bloom and the weather is so pleasure and warm for walking, meeting with friends, visiting theatres, music festivals, taking part in different sunny events to feel the pulse of Australia.

So, if you love to play, thanks to advances in technology, you can play now a big range of Australian style online pokies for free spending your time wining and dining, seeing amazing shows, and playing for your pleasure and win.

The simplest things in life that give me the most pleasure: traveling, reading good books, cooking a good meal, gaming and enjoying with my friends.

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Autumn Music in UK

If you plan to visit UK this Autumn and want to take part in concerts and music festivals or just want to spend your weekend this info is for you. Or if you live in UK and the weekend is upon once again and you and your friends are looking what to do on the weekend there is something to learn about Music calendar.

Lancaster Music Festival 2015 is award-winning FREE Music Festival will be in Lancaster during 8th-12th Oct 2015 and offers a lit of enjoy whit over 200 acts performing a wide range of genres at nearly 50 venues all within walking distance across the city.

Lichfield Festival Of Folk starts at 16th Oct 2015. This Festivas, also known as L2F, is an annual event from Lichfield Arts and held mainly in the historic Lichfield Guildhall and its environs. Its aim is to provide the opportunity to appreciate the very best in Folk Music in a friendly and welcoming environment.

Chester Blues, Rhythm And Rock Festival (start date: 17th Oct 2015) is perfect deal for live music lovers and aspiring musicians in Chester and surrounding areas.

Liverpool SoulFest. Friday 23rd October, Constellations will be headlined by Soul legend, Gabrielle. Gabrielle has become one of Britain’s most successful soul singers, achieving multiple Top 40 hits – including the number 1 smashes Dreams and Rise, the latter of which features a rare sample of Bob Dylan’s Knocking On Heaven’s Door personally approved by Dylan himself – and multi-platinum albums.

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Canada Entertainment

Recently Canada has become one of the most attractive places for different kind travelers. The want to visit Canada not only for viewing its amazing wild landscapes, immense forests, mountains, rivers, lakes and Niagara fall which is the stop number one in any Canada’s travel list of course. Be sure that enjoying with awesome Canadian scenery you can understand finally why the national flag features a maple leaf:-).

However an entertainment is also important part of any traveling. No doubt that museums, exhibitions, theaters, different sunny summer events or winter carnivals, annual sport events, local food and wine culinary events, music festivals and more are also very attractive for travelers to feel the pulse of Canadian vibrant cultural scene.

Well, once you have explored Niagara Fall, Rockies, seen polar and grizzly bears, moose, polar and grizzly bears, watched the northern lights, hiked humpback whales, enjoyed with canoe and kayak trips adventures, got other Canadian fantastic worldwide opportunities you have to get some time out to explore the sophisticated cultural life and vibrant entertainment events of Canada’s cities.

So, planning your trip check out for dates to visit such events as Vancouver Coast and Mountains for Canada’s largest air show in Abbotsford, celebrate bald eagles, listen to top authors, or watch the Cloverdale Rodeo.

It’s worth to visit wine festivals, the Salmon Arm Roots and Blues Festival. Also put in you Canada travel plan multiple music fests, including a floating stage at Kaslo Jazz Etc as well as winter festivals like Griz Days, the Rossland Winter Carnival, and Kootenay Coldsmoke. Vancouver Island offers lots of food events as well as art festivals and the Nanaimo bathtub race.

Northern British Columbia invites you to celebrate Riverboat Days, exhibitions in Prince George and the Bulkley Valley, the Chetwynd chainsaw carving competition and winter festivals.

The calendar is fool of great festivals and events of course. Restaurants, hotels, pubs in Toronto are also vast of the entertainment you may enjoy with.

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In Dublin’s fair city…

Sure that visiting Dublin recently I just couldn’t miss famous traditional Irish musical pubs. And I even sang in one of them an amazing Irish traditional song Molly Malone all together with musicians and pub’s visitors. That was pretty funny!

The musicians were absolutely incredible, the people were very friendly and interesting and the brew was really excellent. if you love this song you can sing it with us right now!

Frankly saying usually I listen completely different music but not the traditional Irish one therefore I wanted to experience of this great culture while visiting Dublin. Well, I learned a lot, had a great time and after all I go now after Celtic music, stories and beer!

In Dublin’s fair city, where the girls are so pretty
I first set my eyes on sweet Molly Malone
As she wheeled her wheelbarrow through streets broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

A-live a-live O! A-live a-live O!
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

She was a fishmonger and sure it was no wonder
For so were her father and mother before
And they both wheeled their barrows through streets broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

A-live a-live O! A-live a-live O!
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

She died of a fever and no one could save her
And that was the end of sweet Molly Malone
Now her ghost wheels her barrow through streets broad and narrow
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

A-live a-live O! A-live a-live O!
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!
A-live a-live O! A-live a-live O!
Crying cockles and mussels alive a-live O!

These lyrics may or may not be copyrighted!

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Summer Games Events

The gaming events Calendar 2015 promises a wide range of remarkable gaming events including game festivals, conferences, conventions, and other computer games industry events.

I’d like to begin from E3 2015, the world’s premier trade show for computer, video and mobile games, and related products which takes place in Los Angeles, June 16-18, 2015, at the Los Angeles Convention Center.

It means that you have to hurry if you want to take part in this brightest and most innovative event that gathered leading computer and video game companies, business partners, media and industry analysts from all over the world.

If you love video games you just can’t miss the UK’s biggest gaming festival Insomnia to celebrate of gaming culture joining to newest technologies and never-before-seen products. During last 14 years the Insomnia Gaming Festival has gathered gamers from all around the world. Currently festival Insomnia takes place on August, 28th – 31st, 2015 at Ricoh Arena.

Also Boston Festival of Indie Games is worth to be visited. It will take place at the Johnson Athletic Center at MIT in Cambridge, Massachusetts.

Besides that, there are number of other gaming events I’m just not able to list all of them in this short post. Here is some of July gaming events: California Extreme, Community Leadership Summit, League of Legends Debonair Party. GameAI Conference, QuakeCon, Space City Comic Con, ArcadiaCon, and more and more. However you can find an additional more detailed information to specify needed events and dates.

You know, the very big wins are rare and perhaps your chances of success are slim, but actually who knows! The process is both challenged and excited and can bring a lot of pleasure.

Winning in any game is only half of it. Having fun is the other half.

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Winnipeg Summer Entertainment

It doesn’t matter whether you live in Winnipeg or just visit this city as a traveler there’s something about this place that really makes you want to celebrate.

Winnipeg is the heart of North America, the city of festivals, arts, dance, and music therefore you will not be bored there at all.

Well, you can visit the Downtown Winnipeg BIZ’s popular farmers market, to taste fresh baking, jams, spices, meat, sauces, different kind of preserves. You can take part in the Pride Winnipeg Festival – Pride of the Prairies on August 10-15, Agassiz Chamber Music Festival or Winnipeg Underground Film Festival (WUFF). You can visit the District National Historic Site, the Manitoba Museum and many other places that will make you feel active and alive.

Winnipeg is a contemporary vibrant city where everyone can find something special for themselves in dancing clubs, bars, restaurants, Winnipeg online casino fun.

Also Winnipeg is well known as successful host of sporting, cultural and other interesting events. The city has hosted such high-profile events like the Canadian Country Music Awards, JUNO Awards, Grey Cup and Tim Hortons Brier.

The city will host the FIFA Women’s World Cup on this summer. If you are sport lover the number one in your list must be upcoming Women’s World Cup Canada 2015 which is taking place at Winnipeg Stadium, 315 Chancellor Matheson Road, on June 8, 12, 15 and 16.

This new stadium was opened in 2013, the modern and comfortable one can be expanded to more than 40,000 seats. It will host the Opening Ceremonies for the 2017 Canada Summer Games as well. I guess you have reserved already hotel and tickets to take part in these thrilling sport events.

Also include into your plan MTS Super-Spike, presented by Bud Lightwill, July 17-18, 2015. Golf’s fans can enjoy with a premier event on Mackenzie Tour, PGA Tour Canada Player’s Cup on July. Planning you vacation on August don’t forget about Canadian Ultimate Championships.

Winnipeg is an ideal choice to spend your time for some reel fun! “That’s it! We’re all going back to Winnipeg!”

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World’s Festivals in June

There are many ways of how to spend some carefree days of summers and different sort of festivals is one of them.

Glastonbury Music Festival, England will be gold last weekend of June. Unfortunately all tickets for Glastonbury Festival 2015 have now sold out.

Festival of the Sun or Inti Raymi is the second largest festival in South America, it will be on June 24, Peru. The festival is an all-day event, with at least five hours spent at Sacsayhuamán. If you want to reserve a seat, it is still available with tickets bought in advance.

White Nights Festival or Scarlet Sails, St.Petersburg, Russia will be at the end of June. Scarlet Sails is just one part of the white nights festival, including spectacular fireworks, concerts, and a mock battle among pirates in boats on the Neva River.

Food and Wine Classic, Aspen, Colorado is also in June. Check out the date and tickets online to reserve it.

Have a great summer!

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Grande Prairie online casino entertainment

Today any travel is always much more than just seeing of wonderful sights, walking along weird streets of old towns, going up into spectacular mountains, or getting sunny days at some of beaches of a warm ocean. No doubt, all these things are true, of course, but the main reason is the desire for changes.

Sure, this is because your daily work routine is stressful, the home is boring, and there are many other things you need to be changed just for difference in your life for a while. Changing your life completely is a slightly different story, which I won’t go into now;-)

However, in both business and personal life, I’ve always found that travel inspires me more than anything else I do. Traveling is a basic human desire. You enrich your life with around the world travel and makes it more worthwhile. It really opens your eyes, creates new relationships, develops skills you didn’t even know you had, it brings you adventure, new meals and fantastic entertainment. Why do you want to travel? Finally because the flights are on sale then pick up your tickets to Grande Prairie and set the ball rolling right now!

Grande Prairie is the place you probably have not been yet but it worth to be visited of course. Grande Prairie is located in the Northwestern part of Alberta, Canada, in the heart of the beautiful Peace Region. This is the largest city in the northwestern region of Alberta and the main city for all those travelers who plan to travel between Edmonton and Fairbanks as well.

You can find a lot of interesting things there, number of recreational and cultural sites. Grande Prairie entertainment, museums and historic sites, parks and outdoors, sports and recreation.

You know, Alberta is a well known as a host to some of the most popular Canadian casinos as well. So if you prefer Grande Prairie online casino especially if you plan to be lodging at one of comfortable Grande Prairie hotels, you can take happily advantage of your location to enjoy with playing.

The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page.

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Water sports holidays

Where to go to get water sports during the holidays? There are many places you can spend incredible holidays sailing or diving for fun. It ma Turkey, Corsica, Sardinia and Greece, Bali or any other destination you would prefer.

Sure there are many wonderful resorts around the Mediterranean which provide you a variety of good diving locations and where you can get fully qualified and registered instructors dependibf on your needs.

If you love the ocean, Hawaii is a great location for all kinds of water sports as well. However if you choose the watersport you know pretty well that it is a fun and exhilarating way to enjoy being outdoors while developing strength, coordination, and fitness.

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